Two Jacks Shitty - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

This journey started slow and free

And ended wrapped around a tree

Just like my self pity

Tangled in the willow weeds

As high as right up to my knees

While scratching at the fleas

'Cause she is handsome, she is pretty

She's the queen and I'm two jacks shitty

Made our way the less traveled roads

And the filthy ferry boats

And my filthy overcoat

Counted on the fields to be

Far away from home and close to me

And the castles and sea

'Cause she is handsome, she is pretty

She's the queen and I'm two jacks shitty

You can bet the city wind is going to sting your eyes

When you forget to use the telephone

And the sleet, the snow, the rain, like cliche long goodbyes

When you got to leave her all alone

I'm not sure how well I am

I know exactly where I stand

With you hand in hand

Place your head on the pillow, please

There's one of our two hearts diseased

That one belongs to me

'Cause she is handsome, she is pretty

She's the queen and I'm two jacks shitty