Watch out for the dummies

Here they come

They come out on weekends

Boy, are they dumb

Look out for the dummies

There's a million and more

They'll rip off your spot

They think they're hot, totally

Dummies to the left

Dummies to the right

Destroy all dummies

Fight, fight, fight

If you see a dummie

Send it back where it came

The land of the lowlife

The land of the lame

Do you know which way

It is to the nude beach?

Slimy seaweed

Oh guy, all this sand

Pass the butter please

Hey, watch out for that Frisbee

It almost hit me

Hey, get away from me

The water's too cold

Got a sixer? Forget it

Thank you