[Hook] x2

Sur equals all emcees squared

Man, I'm just another nerd.. why y'all emcees scared?

Y'all just quiver in your boots with that empty stare

I run circles around you bitches, I'm all emcees squared

[Verse 1]

(Ayo) Sur is such a nerd it hurts.. or a dork

Whatever word you prefer to slur with first

I am the leader of the new school.. too cool.. who knew?

Popular indeed with a need for IQ fuel

I'm a straight shooter, I don't debate rumors

Attack a va-jay sooner since I was a late bloomer

I'm not ashamed, the whole factor

Was I thought the degree of difficulty

Could be found on protractors

Still might be considered a lame

'Cuz I fuck with video games

When I'm not playing, I'm digging your dames

Listen: I'm smart as hell--I won't belittle your claims

I equaled your SAT scores when I scribbled my name

Now that nerds are in It's Sur's revenge

The number of pocket protectors purchased have been surging since

I'm the chosen voice 'cuz I'm edgy and they let me

Representing a bevy of geeks steady catching wedgies (uh)

[Hook] x2

[Verse 2]

It wasn't necessarily Dungeons & Dragons

But the analog controller as I'd plunge into Madden

Not necessarily obsessed with math

But I'd scour newspapers on a quest for stats

It's not often in a situation nerds survive

In bars calculating the ratio of girls to guys

Biology says, "Hormones drew me to whores."

And Chemistry says, "Bring a beaker on a brewery tour."

I read articles and correct grammar

I got F's in wood shop because I said eff hammers

My angst years I'd imagine girls hate me

I was the 40-year old virgin until I turned 18

I had the wrong impression like, "Birds mate bees?"

I conquered the equation whatever concern may seem

Man, I'm the chosen voice 'cuz I'm edgy and they let me

Representing a bevy of geeks steady catching wedgies

[Hook] x2