[Chorus: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]

You're my boy

And you're my dad

You are the best boy that a dad could have

[Verse: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]

You taught me how to fish and ride a bike

When I'm with my dad everything's alright

When I'm with my boy everything's just fine

When I'm with my dad I can feel sunshine

I hope my boy grows up to be just like me

You'll be proud pop's you can count on me

I look upon my boy with wonder and bliss—

[Skit: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]

Dad!

Mom's cheating on you I just found out!

I'm— I'm so sorry! {*Crying*}

{*Dragging corpse*}

Stop crying, dig

Dig!

{*Shoveling*}

Sing it, sing it!

[Chorus: Matt Watson & Ryan Magee]

You're my boy

And you're my my dad

You are the best boy that a dad could have {*Throws bottle*}