[Verse 1]
Once upon a time there was a kingdom
Reigned by a king and much gin tonic
His scepter was his ding dong
His throne was a big bong
Lips of a long dozen chicks licked his dick and no, I don't speak of england
He always liked the buzz of a fight and to bustle around or to muster us for a cuzzy-hunt
A man's man indeed!
Just one thing made him weak:
Sometimes he just jizzed for a week
Party was the tax in this lands
He was a hero with ants in his pants
He always danced if there was a chance. God Damn!
It was all about the king and his friends
But then came the time when the governesses said:
"Hence with 'em! Hence with 'em!"
Damn!
The thirteen took him back. Sucked him bad. Now he's dead
His own fault they said. I say: Fuck that!
[Hook]
The king is dead! Long live the king!
The truth ain't known! It died with him!
All loyal subjects get up and sing!
The king is dead! Long live the king!
[Verse 2]
That player rode up to the woods on his horse
Get it? On his whores. no? Why so morose?
Give your noses blows! It's sad? Everyone knows that
That's how it goes, bros. Don't follow hoes
Into a hot spring! But that's what the idiot did. That dirty bitch just wanted to hit it big
He didn't hit on it. He just didn't get it. Fuck! It ended up in a big mess. His
Ejaculation covered his nation. The king drowned. Involuntary abdication
But some tenacious stains on some carnations ended in a sensational mutation
The rocks under them shaking. A fucking golem's awaking
Everyone freezing in shock. A superking made out of rock!