[Verse 1]

Missed my alarm clock ringin'

Woke up, telephone screamin'

Boss man singin' his same old song

Rolled in late about an hour

No cup of coffee, no shower

Walk of shame with two different shoes on

[Pre-Chorus]

Now it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring

The same old worn out, blah blah story

There's no good explanation for it at all

[Chorus]

Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meanin'

Ain't no need to overthink it

Let go laughin'

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable, indisputable fact is

Pshh, it happens

[Verse 2]

My trusty-rusty had a flat

I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac

"I'll be right back," goin' down to Wally World

That yellow light turned red too quickly

Knew that truck the moment it hit me

Out stepped my ex and his new girl

"Sorry about your neck, baby"

[Pre-Chorus]

But it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring

The same old worn out, blah blah story

There's no good explanation for it at all

[Chorus]

Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meanin'

Ain't no need to overthink it

Let go laughin'

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable, indisputable fact is

It happens

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meanin'

Ain't no need to overthink it

Let go laughin'

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it

The irrefutable, indisputable fact is

Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable

Absoluteable, totally beautiful fact is...

Pshh, it happens