[Intro]

Oh-oh, woah

Oh-oh, woah

Oh-oh, woah

[Verse 1: Jim & Keith]

From the moment you came down the stairs

That cigarette breath, that short, gray hair

Was this a setup? Was this a dream?

You were the hottest dragma we had ever seen

Yes, we have eaten grandmas before

But you're the oldest, you're like ninety-four

Yeah, you'll taste different, this will be fun

You're like a grandma and a banana in one

[Chorus: Jim]

And we were like

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

We bеt you gonna be yum-yum

[Verse 2: Jim & Keith]

Those skinny ankles, that flowеr dress

Those drooby yum-yums upon your chest

No longer stand up, not like before

But we don't care, we'll eat them up straight off the floor

Yeah, we get off on the way you speak

You're something precious, like an antique

Say, what's that perfume? That musty smell?

Some kinda perfume or an odor sent from Hell?

[Chorus: Jim]

Oh, well, we say

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

We bet you gonna be yum-yum

[Verse 5: DJ ASTRONAUT]

Let's roll

When I was eight-teen, I ate my first Gran

But there was something kinda fishy going on and

It was weird

It was crazy, it turned out to be a man

And though her hair was wavy

Ass like a big truck

She said her name was Hailey

But I think it was Chuck

Voice had a deep sound

A kinda meat that only taste of feet and there weren't no playground

'Cause she was old and a litte more petite and

Dragma she kinda plays me

That wrinky skin don't phase me

One is kinda lazy

But still I keep on sayin'

[Chorus: Jim]

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

We bet you gonna be yum-yum

And we were like

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh

Dragma, Dragma, Dragma oh-oh

We bet you gonna be yum-yum