On some dismal planet

The second thing on Mars was monkey bars (x2)

The first was the big laugh

The last big laugh

The fourth thing on Mars was a gal of real sweet

The third was a bird

The fifth, a tiled floor still in its box

And the sixth

And the sixth I can't recall

And the seventh I can't recall all

And so it's a shame only that stuff made it to Mars, oh it's

It's really all so silly. So awfully awfully silly (x3)

It's really all so silly

The second thing Mars was monkey bars on Mars was monkey bars

The first was the big laugh

The fourth was a gal of real sweet

The third was a bird

The fifth a tiled floor still in its box

The sixth I can't recall

The seventh I can't recall

So

It's a shame only that stuff may get to Mars for it's a dismal place all covered in stuff

It's really all so silly. So awfully awfully silly (x3)