[Intro]

He was Bionic, Human Robotic, Sub Pop Bionic

[Verse]

He was a dancer from the streets and alleyways of Brooklyn

He went out late one night and got in a car accident

He rolled his car two times, fell out and severed both his legs

[Verse 2]

When paramedics got there they thought he'd surely be dead

But then they thought of their big government experiment

Of how they'd mix metal and flesh just to rebuild a man

They picked his pieces up and loaded up the medic van

They raced away - to try to save - and he became

[Chorus]

Sub Pop Bionic, He was Bionic, Human robotic, Sub Pop Bionic

[Verse 3]

It took twelve hours for the doctors to do work on him

When they were done six million dollars they had only spent

Made of titanium, hydraulic fluid through his veins

Computer chips controlled his mind and mostly all his brain

As he recovered he noticed what they had done to him

He had become another freak now of our government

He used his strength to break out to the place from where he came When he got there he hid his legs because he was ashamed

But then remembered how fulfilling that his life had been

He changed his ways - and from that day - then he became

[Chorus]

Sub Pop Bionic, He was Bionic, Human robotic, Sub Pop Bionic

[Verse 4]

He had decided to go do the thing he mostly loved

He dressed himself real sharp and headed to the dancing club

The place was bumping all the beats that made the crowd all groove

He jumped right in and started busting out all of his moves

The lights were blasting and they gleamed off his metallic limbs

The people stared, they pointed fingers and they laughed at him

He felt embarrassed and he pushed the crowd out of his way

He headed towards the exit and started to run away

But then a beat kicked in that triggered something in his head

The funky groove had charged a power surge into his legs

He started Breaking like no one had ever seen before

The people gathered round him, smiled and then just cheered for more

He made a legend of himself that dark mysterious night

Bionic Slam - became his dance - you heard the chant

[Chorus]

Sub Pop Bionic, He was Bionic, Human Robotic, Sub Pop Bionic

Bionic Slam

[Outro]

Dj's turn up the beat, Dancers get on your feet

Breakers spin on the ground, Rappers use your own sound

Boxers swing but you'll miss, Ladies Blow Chile a kiss

Clear the floor and gather round, gyrate to this creepy sound

Move your booty and your hips, turn your neck and start to whip

Lock your shoulders up real tight, show me your robotic might

Circle round the freak that grooves, strip right down and show your moves

If your freaky start to shout, twist around and turn them out