{intro slowwed down talking begins}

Star fleet to scout ship, please give your position. Over

I'm in orbit around the third planet from the star called

The sun. Over

You mean it's the Earth? Over

Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species. Over

I think we should take a look

{intro slowwed down talking ends}

Strange beautiful grass of green

With your majestic silver seas

Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer

May I land my kinky machine?

{start slowwed down}

Strange beautiful, grass of green

With your majestic silver seas

Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer

May I land my kinky machine?

{end slowwed down}

Although your world wonders me

With your majestic and superior cackling hen

Your people I do not understand

So to you I shall put an end

And you'll

Never hear

Surf music again

{start slowwed down... Rough guess at lyrics}

Secret

Oh, secret

Oh

Shhhh...

{end slowwed down}