[Chorus]

Call me the trashman, 'cause I eat garbage like you

Make you into a stew, slurp you up like you're a can of mountain dew

Time to up the ante, Danny DeVigilente

Man you need a makeover you still look like my auntie

[Verse]

Eat you up with chianti, gun might come in handy

Your bitch look at me like I'm a piece of hard candy

Floss on your corpse, then I'm gone I won't miss ya

Not so lonesome cowboy ride your girl and I go YEEEEEHAAAAAW

'Boutta pick her up, down a cup

Ruin her makeup

Dick game so good that she might just breakup

A really big fucking hole, coming right up

Roundhouse kick you 'til you drop dead

Call me crouching tiger

'Boutta put my nuts on your forehead

You'll never see me coming, so you better be afraid

'Cause I spit fire, hidden dragon under your bed

Got them big fangs, I'm all about that spooky shit

Take your mask off now they see that you're really a hypocrite

I'm the villain now, shaggy gone postal

Sneak into your house and I steal all of your edibles

Need to solve the mystery of how your balls vanished

Better spill the beans or i might do more damage

Flying elbow drop then I vanish

Call me randy savage

I'm like a good wine, I just get better with age

Looking divine but still acting devilish

Damn you never stop and you whine

I'll put you in a cage

Damn I really think it's time

You get off the fucking stage

Lemme get my groove on

Talking back to me now you 'boutta get a bruise

Lemme get my boots on

Don't want none of your blood on my blue suede shoes

'Cause it's

One for the money, two for the show

Three to get ready, and then I fuck your hoe

[Chorus]

It's one for the money, two for the show

Three to get ready, cause that's the final blow

Call me the trashman, cause I eat garbage like you

Make you into a stew, slurp you up like you're a can of mountain dew

Time to up the ante, Danny DeVigilente

Man you need a makeover you still look like my auntie