Bit Part Actor
He plays Charlie in the factory
And Benji on a tractor
And a woman from Max Factor
And an Irish Subcontractor
Cheerful 'Arry the Innkeeper tells
Our 'ero of an important news story
The honest ranch-hand speaking
Out against the injustice of his lot in
The presence of the Sheriff
A young and pretty W.A.C. drives
A General to an Arab town
Page enter stage left, "I have
Brought a message from the Queen my Lord"
Exit stage right
The young space cadet crashing
Spectacularly into the enemy mothership
SupŠµrstitious natives dancing
Wildly round a sacrificial fire
He'll nŠµver make the Rolling Stone
They'll never photograph his home
But yet without them all the stars
Would be alone