[Verse 1]

Hey, snot rocket!

Well, you worship unfunny facts

Your smile is an instant bible

And mine is instant laughs

You're preachin' speechless at the scene

Sellin' hits of Listerine

[Verse 2]

And while you're at it

Invent a DJ Ph.D

An E-G-O? No problem

It's like you'll never rest in peace

So, what's your favorite song today?

Which one you wanna hear my play?

[Bridge]

Godspeed!

Jukebox!

Crossword!

Hotshot!

And my thoughts return to you again

Bless you lest you listen in

There but for the grace of dust I pray