Elevator Romance - Intellectual

[Jetta]

We locked eyes on the elevator

Started my heart like an accelerator

We were going down, but my heartbeat was going up

It was such a sweet sensation

My cheeks flush like I'm on vacation

I'm trying, but I can't ignore the temptation

It seems I've fallen down and I don't want to get up

Somebody help me

I'm feeling dizzy

Sweating and I'm getting frizzy

It's got me seeing stars

We're standing here waiting

I feel like I'm fainting

But I'm not complaining

'Cause maybe you know CPR

You got off on floor two and everything went black

I guess I never loved you

I was having a legitimate heart attack

I'm on the floor of the elevator

Does anyone have a defibrillator?

I thought I was love-sick

But the symptoms are lining up

It was such a sweet sensation

Mixed with ventricular fibrillation

I might need some medical attention

It seems I've fallen and I can't get up

I wanted a kiss, got atherosclerosis

That was the ambulance's diagnosis

Stay with me!

But romantically, I'm hopeless

At least love is a lot more painless

You'll be all right. Here's some morphine

(Drugged humming)

Remember that girl from the elevator?

This works out, 'cause I wanted to date her

We shared a glance, now we're sharing an ambulance

(Drugged humming)