Weeks after Halloween

Days after Thanksgiving

Just before the Christmas lights go up

Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of...

Decomposing pumpkin

Throw it at that plump kid!

Because his mom did

Not give us good candy on Halloween

That pumpkin

Used to look like something

But now it's slumpin'

Gonna shove it in your mailbox

Decomposing pumpkin

Throw it at that plump kid

Because his mom did

Not give us good candy on Halloween

That pumpkin

Used to look like something

But now it's slumpin'

Gonna shove it in your mailbox

An apple is not candy!!!!

You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Granola bars are not candy!!!!

You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Popcorn balls are not candy!!!!

You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug

Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug

Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug

Jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug

An apple is not candy!!!!

You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Granola bars are not candy!!!

You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Pretzels are not candy!!!

You get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

Decomposing pumpkins

Jugga jigga wugga