Good Ole Mountain Dew

By Stringbean

On Front porch funnies

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[Verse]

Down the road here from me

There’s a big hollow tree

Where you lay down a dollar or two

Go drive around the bend

And you come back again

To a jug full of that good ole Mountain Dew


[Chorus]

Lord they call it that ole Mountain Dew

And those that refuse it are few

I’ll hush up my mug

If you fill up my jug

With good ol Mountain Dew


[Verse]

Well my Aunt June got some new perfume

It had such a sweet smellin' pew

But to her surprise when she had it analyzed

It was nothin' but good ole Mountain Dew


[Chorus]

Well they call it that ole Mountain Dew

And those that refuse it are few

I’ll hush up my mug

If you fill up my jug

With good ol Mountain Dew


[Verse]

Well my uncle Art

He’s sawed off a short

He only measures four foot two

But you give him a Pint

And he thinks he’s a giant

Yeah that good ole Mountain Dew


[Chorus]

Well they call it that ole Mountain Dew

And those that refuse it are few

I’ll hush up my mug

If you fill up my jug

With good ol Mountain Dew