[Verse 1]
Uh, off the rocker, swinging the Dinglehopper
Strange Universe got the eminus swing to rock ya
My main bitch cleans the bedpan
If I ever try calling her a bitch I’d be a dead man
Yes fam, King Kash rocking the golliwog
On the Oldtimer King Kash is dropping the ollie pop
More often than not, emcees trying brainstorm
They’re comical, like a grown man riding a skateboard
The golden oldie with the golden shower power
Mario with the flower getting hired by the hour
In the lab analyzing a vaporwave tape
The great ape, the duo's like Mister Lee and Braithwaite
Take the bait, who’s gonna save your face?
The cheese is in the trap, who’s gonna take the weight?
Great, another fuckboy conundrum
‘nough toys abundant, love, joy and blunt skins
[Chorus]
Little man wants to be an emcee
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
Little lady wants to be an emcee
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
[Verse 2]
Yo, a knuckle thorn [?] calling me a nerd will leave a deep scar
I’d rather be a nerd than an unintelligent retard
Here’s my card, read it and go and fuck yourself
Hustler not a rapper, beat it and go buck yourself
Claim you have nothing to lose cause you don’t love yourself That’s a lie, you’re a narcissist with a Gucci belt
Have fun with that sophisticated mumble rap
Step aside the club, party and you can bust a cap
Arrested in public, you’re live on TMZ
Smiling for the camera while the lions are being fed
I’m video bombing flying past riding the BMX
Striving to be the best while I see you're crying from PMS
What a mess! Thought you were hard to death
Caught by the fuzz, now your options are option-less
Yes! Got the Captain Picard facepalm
It’s all fun and games like drinking a jar of napalm
[Chorus]
Little man wants to be an emcee
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
Little lady wants to be an emcee
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
[Bridge]
Rappers shoot themselves in their motherfucking dicks (Ouch!)
Trying to be famous, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
Rappers shoot themselves in their motherfucking dicks (Ouch!)
Trying to be famous, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
[Outro]
Yea man, so you wanna be an MC, huh?
You wanna be a big baller, huh?
Go get yourself a gun first
Go to the club and reinforce negative stereotypes (Bang bang bang bang!)
Make sure the cameras are rolling
TMZ is watching
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
Bust a shot in the club!
(better put some respek on my name)