[Verse 1: Vandal]

AH! Kill it on the keys, I'm not talking Alicia

I'm in it for the cheese and dough, fuck a pizza

Still don't get the picture? Burn a Mona Lisa

Vandal Gang gone blast for me, somebody call a preacher

I flood the Super Dome harder than that bitch Katrina

I'm throwing chairs and punching people, call it Jerry Springer

I started in the bleachers, then moved to the speakers

And now I'm on the stage, spin kicks, Wiz Khalifa

The kids get a seat rush and stars rush to see us

Screaming harder than a white girl to J. Bieber

Hahaha, weird, now my class is dismissed

Vandal Gang hates Christmas, why? We never get shit

Saint Nick called us misfits, that's cool I'm boinking his chick

Mr. Clause is frowning 'cuz he read one of my wish lists

Saying, "Mrs. Clause, we used to have it all

Until your fat boyfriend came around with no cause

I really miss your calls, to me you're still involved

I still got your bloomers, I keep 'em with my drawers

And instead of Mrs. Clause, I think I'll call you frosty jaws

Mail it no cologne, but I rubbed it on my balls"

[Verse 2: Einstein]

Women shout my name out but they are no co-signers

Catch a brain freeze the way I'm so cold-minded

Flowing heaven-sent make the Pope go silent

The way I'm killing tracks you'd think I'd vote pro-violence

Running these tracks to the races

Turning you losers into lasers, Lupe with Lasik

You fiendin for equations? Well let me state the basics

Einstein equals nothing less than greatness (Einstein = Nothing < Greatness)

And to you MC's, I am still double you

Have a threesome, two V's, call it W

No Uncle Luke but my crew too live

You ain't hearing what I'm sayig then your Bluetooth died, uh!

And now I'm making major moves only giants take

Cutting in a giant steak, eating off of china plates

Even some of the realest rappers seeming kind of fake

Say they spitting venom but they ain't even seen a giant snake

Feeling great, living life like a movie

I run my city, I ain't never gonna lose

So if you say you run it then you looking kinda stupid

'Cuz I'm good at math, I got the numbers to prove it