[Hook: Vandal]

I tell the pretty ones hit me up on the iPhone

And since I'm grimey the ugly ones get the dial tone

They get the dial tone, homie, they get the dial tone

They get the dial tone, the dial tone

[Interlude]

We're sorry, you're call cannot be completed as dialed

Please check the number and dial again

[Hook X2]

[Verse 1: Vandal]

I'm fly so I keep my phone in plane mode

Filling up my call log with these hoes, that's my main goal

Vandal you a a-hole, ah shit, there he goes

Hit Mike Jones up on the low 'cuz Mike Jones is "Wait, whoa"

Wrong flow, check my steez, Sidekick and the Blackberry

Droids and such, man I stack my cheese

Suck me up as I pat your weave, baby please

Press my buttons, phone sex giving me good loving

Slaughterhouse, baby I'm Joe Budden

Famous now so my phone is buzzing

Now they talking sideways, raise the bar like the crime rate

Keep my phone off on vibrate in case my mayne is beside me

Party, AT&T, baby can't keep her hands off me

Cricket, bruh, you ain't in my league

Upgrade a nigga to a new 3G

[Hook X2]

[Verse 2: Einstein]

Man all these girls keep calling but it doesn't really matter to me

'Cuz I got a couple actresses that be acting bad as sh-, how flattering

And yes my main girls be gradually getting mad at me

'Cuz when they call me acting crazy, hit 'em with a dead battery

I hit 'em with a dial tone, straight off of the iPhone

And if them iHoes creeping, then I hit 'em with an iGone

You are not in my zone, I'm flying in different time zones

Half of y'all don't even understand half of the stuff I'm on

Steady repping Chemist Clique, hating on me is irrelevant

You Mickey Mouses, I'm an elephant

Scheduling meetings with the president to count presidents

Just for the hell of it

Yeah my flow is hot as hell, but I'm heaven sent

[Hook X2]