[Intro]
*whistling and assembling flute*
[Verse 1]
The first words on this album are going to be
“the first words on this album are going to be”
My nerd words spawned without luck are snowing for free
Dear you
Who am I going to be? Where am I going to grow?
Where am I going to shrink? None a my homies main Link
I just main Jigglypuff, I got that tattoo and stuff
I’m breaking all of the rules, This poor vocabulary
Language is all just imaginary, like, a, fairy
Who grants little kids wishes, sorry
I’m vicious. Listen for a minute (actually, a couple hours)
I’m a language lover but there’s so much that I don’t know
Nobody’s a master of anything except for me on this word flow
Everything else but the kitchen sink, oh yeah!
I need a drink, Need some liquids to pee
Wow, I just said that word on my first song!
What if this word writing thing is just wrong?
What if I’m time wasting?
Well, it’s good to know someone somewhere right now is wine
Tasting. Why? Cuz well, the way I see it
My doubts are all defeated knowing some people just
Do boring things repeatedly, so therefore
Comparatively, If I do something I like
Just a little bit, then, I’m killin it!
Death to video games, rap music, and millions
Of other interests I have! I’m so mad
I sound like a bad, I sound like a dumbie
With eight hundred thumbies But guess what honey?
The internet is conducive to
Massive amounts of elusive pits That are so
Interesting that eventually
You’re a dabbler of everything, for instance:
Video games, music, culture, Koalas, color, time, mimes, limes and lemons, heaven
News, dudes, chicks, gender, heteronormativity, victory, defeat, feet, meat, sheets
Sports, courts, dates, Dwight Shrute, lutes, flutes, piccolos, Piccolo, anime, manta rays
And that one Manta Ray mini game in Mario Party Four!...and everything else, too, dude
[Verse 2]
Some people like my rap
Some people like my poems
Some people like my mind
Some people like my voice
Some people like my humor
Some people like my ideas
Some people like my music
And some people like me
So what else could I do
But create a project that combines all of these elements
Of me...
For you?
[Outro]
You made 20 more wack tracks of that? What a laugh XD