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Would you resurrect me if I died?

Would you bring me back to life, or would you just cry?

I'll shovel you out and talk in tongues

I'll chant to align the moon with the sun

Would we still be Stopfate

Even if I didn't look so great?

When I bring you back to this world, you'll need a zombie girl

We'll keep it real and let our plan unfurl

If I needed to eat, would you steal kids off the street?

And when the cops came, would you take the heat?

I'd do anything for you, best believe it's the truth

I'd steal you a bum out of a phone booth

And if you die first, I'd carjack your hearse

Reanimate your body with a voodoo hearse

When you open my coffin after I died

Could you hold it all together when you looked inside?

[Outro]

It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. Widespread investigation of reports from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead are coming back to life and seeking human victims

Are they slow-moving, chief?

Yeah, they're dead, they're all messed up