Nice! (2002) - Intellectual

[Verse 1: xMINUSx and Plus]

Wake up, open my eyes, stare at the ceiling

Everyone's telling me how I should be dealing

But I don't know where I'm gonna go with this life

Nothing that I ever do ever seems right

I could be out looking for jobs

Instead of sitting at home being a slob

But I just sit around watching TV

'Til night comes, and I fall asleep

Full days filled with Pokémon and Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

All these wack rappers trying to step to me

If one of them pops up and starts braggin'

I'm gonna pull a Blue Eyes White Dragon

[Pre-Chorus: xMINUSx]

I can't help feelin' if I'm wrong I'm gonna burn

I never quite know which way that I should turn

Everyone's pointing out imperfections

And everyone's giving me different directions

[Chorus: xMINUSx and PLUS]

Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ruoy tup (Nice!)

Ti esrever dna

Reading, writing, arithmetic

ABC's, 123's, staying in school is (Nice!)

Milk is very good for your body

Your bones, your skin, your hair, milk is very (Nice!)

Look both ways before you cross the street

Left, right, left, traffic safety is (Nice!)

If your clothes catch on fire, stop, drop, and roll

Fire safety is very (Nice!)

[Verse 2: xMINUSx and PLUS]

Finally get myself out of this bed

I've got a vague echo inside of my head

The image of a perfect life is a fable

I don't bring much to the table

Pull this message out of its bottle

Get my life in gear and crank the throttle

You're right, you know we're just kidding ya, man

But there's still one thing that you just don't understand