[Intro: Clip]

Some say he was abandoned there

Others say he was dropped there from the sky by aliens

And still others say

He grew from a seed lodged between the cracks of the sidewalk

Whatever the reason low and behold

Tiny Stoop Kidd was left to raise himself

On the stoop which he was fated to call his home

[Hook]

[Clip]

Stoop Kid’s afraid to leave his stoop

X4

[Stoop Kidd]

My shit’s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks

Here’s to taking drugs and making love in the hatchback

But I’m passed that baby now I’m focused on fat stacks

I’m one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat

[Verse 1]

I keep my eyes on the road

And my mind on the clock

Passenger seat

One hand on her drink one hand on my cock

That’s how I rock

Better yet maybe that’s how I roll

I keep the weed in glove box fuck the cops on patrol

I’ll give them something to do

While I give her something to hold

I swear to god every time I blow my load

I leave a piece of my soul

Which in turn increases the hole

And I grow barbarian tusks

I keep that sex smell on my dick like animal musk

Cause I’m a dirty mother fucker and their ain’t no one realer

I can sense a bad bitch like an antennae feeler

So here’s the deal I’ll work the wheel

If you can work both the pedals

I got this boost set to max destination the ghetto

They call me Stoop Kidd

But 'me llamo' Gepetto

I got a fetish for neon colors and six inch stilettos

I like my chicks Betty Boops

Coups machete loops oops

Stoop Kidd just left the mother fucking stoop

[Hook]

My shit’s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks

Here’s to taking drugs and making love in the hatchback

But I’m passed that baby now I’m focused on fat stacks

I’m one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat

[Clip]

Embittered by the love

And normal boyhood that was stolen from him

Stoop Kid became meaner and meaner by the day

He began to lash out at the passers by

Taking it out upon them for the anger of a young loveless child

[Verse 2]

Yeah let’s get back to brass tacks

Let’s get rich kidnap a couple fat cats

(Fuck in the trunk)

When it comes to getting money baby I take them fast tracks

Illegal cargo in embargo where I keep that stash at

Scratch that

Better yet just delete the whole session

I came to shake hands

Kiss some baby’s

Make good impressions

I’m guessing you ain’t never met no other homie like me

They might know my first name but they don’t know who I be

I be that Lockness

30 leagues deep

You’ll find me asleep

At the wheel of my Jeep

Counting sheep

I’m nocturnal

When I’m burning holes in my journal

And when it comes to local rappers

They all call me the Colonel

So come and get it while burns

Come and get it while it’s hot

Come and get it

Before I get handcuffed and get hauled off by cops

[Hook]

[Clip]

Stoop Kid’s afraid to leave his stoop

X4

[Stoop Kidd]

My shit’s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks

Here’s to taking drugs and making love in the hatchback

But I’m passed that baby now I’m focused on fat stacks

I’m one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat