[Verse 1]

I'd hate to be successful

'Cause if I don't have misery

Then I can sing about the pain and the struggle and the shit in my life that happens to me

And I'd hate to make a million

'Cause if I had that money now

'Cause I'd be holed up in some mansion in cashmere boxers sitting around

[Chorus]

Happy as a nobody

I would always rather be

Un-cred-ible

Moving like a dinosaur

Pizza from the night before

Un-cred-ible

[Verse 2]

You won't see me on your tv

You won't hear me in car

And if you ask what I do

It won't mean shit to you if you meet me in a bar

I don't have a famous girlfriend

I'm not a famous person, son

I don't care

I'm extremely rare

I'm a meat that's overdone

[Chorus]

Happy as a nobody

I would always rather be

Un-cred-ible

Moving like a dinosaur

Pizza from the night before

Un-cred-ible

[Chorus]

Happy as a nobody

I would always rather be

Un-cred-ible

Moving like a dinosaur

Pizza from the night before

Un-cred-ible