[Verse 1]

He wishes that he didn't have a steady income

Wishes that his parents had separated when he was younger

Wishes that he didn't have a loving girlfriend

Wishes she would sleep around

With a few of his friends

Wishes that he didn't have a degree

Wishes that everybody in his life

Would hate him, so he'd have something

To bitch about

Instead of living comfortably

He wishes that his life was more Ready To Die or Marshal Mathers LP

[Pre-Chorus]

Dreaming for something more

[Chorus]

But he's just plain boring

Are you gonna buy his LP?

Are you gonna watch him on television?

Hasn’t even had a felony conviction

‘Cause he’s just plain boring

Are you gonna scream at his shows?

Are you gonna watch him on television?

Hasn’t even had a drug addiction

‘Cause he's just plain boring

[Verse 2]

Wishes that he had a reputation

And his scars were from a fight and not an operation

Wishes he was born and raised in Brooklyn New York City

Wishes that his upbringing was a bit more shitty

He wishes that he wasn't always so polite

Wishes he had the balls to say he wishes that he wasn't white

Wishes kids would wish to be just like him

He wishes he was fat or thin instead of just embarrasingy falling somewhere inbetween the two of em

[Chorus]

But he's just plain boring

Are you gonna buy his LP? (Nope)

Are you gonna watch him on television?

Hasn’t even had a felony conviction

‘Cause he’s just plain boring

Are you gonna scream at his shows?

Are you gonna watch him on television?

Hasn’t even had a drug addiction

‘Cause he's just plain boring

[Pre-Chorus]

Dreaming for something more

[Chorus]

But he's just plain boring

Are you gonna buy his LP? (Nope)

Are you gonna watch him on television?

Hasn’t even had a felony conviction

‘Cause he’s just plain boring

Are you gonna scream at his shows?

Are you gonna watch him on television?

Hasn’t even had a drug addiction

‘Cause he's just plain boring