[harshly strums guitar]
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[strums guitar]
[mumbles incomprehensibly]
[starts mumbling in falsetto]
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It was very hard for me to write that song
I had to barely press down with the pen on the paper
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When I was a little boy, we had a dog and, uh, I don't know why, but the dog was born with two vaginas. And we named it Snatches
[strums guitar]
[sings] Why can't I find a girl like you?