Donuts! At the Big Donut!

They make the world go 'round

A treat when you are down

Donuts! (Wow!) At the Big Donut! (Bam!)

Dunk them in coffee or tea (Yeah!)

Napkins are always free!

Now if a customer chokes on a donut

(That ain't right)

State law requires that you assist them

(Help them out now)

Take both hands!

Push below the diaphragm!

Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can!

(That's the law!)

/skip/

In the event of a fire

Don't panic, stay calm

There is a fire extinguisher

Against the back wall

/skip/

There is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods

Cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods

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... in coffee or tea

Napkins are always free!