PHOEBE:

(spoken) Monty!

MONTY:

Look at Phoebe, noble and pious

My esteem for her only grown

But when I am with Phoebe

I am on fire thinking of...

SIBELLA:

(spoken) Monty!

MONTY:

Sibella, full of desire

Passion, and, dare I say it, love

But when I’m with Sibella

Whom do I admire?

PHOEBE:

(spoken) Monty, darling!

MONTY:

Phoebe, perfect and lovely

Who couldn’t love her?

SIBELLA:

(spoken) Oh Monty!

MONTY:

Round and round and round and

Round and round it goes

CHAUNCEY:

(spoken) What a fantastic story, your lordship! You’ll have something for your memoirs now, won’t you?

MONTY:

(spoken) Heh heh heh, my memoirs.... My memoirs... My memoirs!

ENSEMBLE:

Oh, the memoirs

The memoirs

Oops, yes, what about the memoirs?

GUARD:

(spoken) Here, my lord! I found this journal in your cell and I thought you might need it!

MONTY:

(spoken) Oh, how very fond of you! Thank you!

ENSEMBLE:

Monty Navarro

How have you come so very far?

Monty Navarro

Too far to comprehend

Monty Navarro

Do we know who you really are?

What will your future portend?

Monty Navarro, Monty Navarro

Monty D’Ysquith Navarro

MONTY:

I am the ninth earl of Highhurst

COMPANY:

And this is not...

MONTY:

(spoken) The thought occurs, if I didn’t poison the earl, who did?

MISS SHINGLE:

(spoken) Prussic acid in just the right amount works almost instantly. Of course, if Monty had been found guilty, I had every intention of coming forward to confess my crime. Long live the earl!

MONTY:

I‘m still the ninth earl of Highhurst

COMPANY:

And this is not the...

CHAUNCEY:

I am standin’ here with poison in me pocket

COMPANY:

This is not the end