DANGER ZONE BREAK DOWN

By STEREO TYPES STEREOTYPES

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Danger zone

Danger zone

Breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown

Hazards flashing

Hazards flashing

Nobody clown

Nobody clown

Tow truck mercy

Tow truck mercy

Cash App home

Cash App home

Venmo road

Venmo road

We are not alone

We are not alone

The van coughed once

Like a warning sign

The drummer said

“That sound was mine.”

The singer said

“We’re almost there.”

The bass player stared

At the dead night air

The guitarist said

“My amp is fine.”

The wizard said

“I bent thе time.”

The side door saint

Lookеd down the road

The sound guy said

“This tracks. This tracks.”

Danger zone

Danger zone

Breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown

Hazards flashing

Hazards flashing

Nobody clown

Nobody clown

Jack-AL heard

“danger zone breakdown”

As “dancer phone bake down”

And spun it around

Dancer phone bake down

Dancer phone bake down

Now the caption’s doing ballet

In a roadside town

No

No

That is not the phrase

But the crowd already

Sings it for days

Danger zone

Danger zone

Breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown

Tow truck mercy

Tow truck mercy

Cash App home

Cash App home

Blue lights behind us

Red lights ahead

One tire praying

One battery dead

Steam from the hood

Smoke from the joke

The van said nothing

But everything spoke

Five for gas

Ten for tow

Twenty if you

Loved the show

Thirty for the coffee

Forty for the tire

Fifty if the singer

Claims the van’s on fire

Danger zone

Danger zone

Breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown

Hazards flashing

Hazards flashing

Nobody clown

Nobody clown

No van

No show

No cash

No go

No wheel

No light

No ride

No night

No joke

No phone

Cash App home

The van is broken

The band is not

The road got cold

The chorus got hot

The van is broken

The band is not

We lost the ride

But not the plot

Danger zone

Danger zone

Breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown

Tow truck mercy

Tow truck mercy

Venmo road

Venmo road

Jack-AL says

“Dancer phone.”

Jack-AL says

“Bake down home.”

The drummer says

“Pay me now.”

The singer says

“We killed it somehow.”

The guitarist says

“My tone survived.”

The bass player says

“We’re still alive.”

The wizard says

“The portal closed.”

The side door saint says

“Everybody knows.”

Danger zone

Danger zone

Breakdown breakdown

Breakdown breakdown

Hazards flashing

Hazards flashing

Nobody clown

Nobody clown

The van is broken

The band is not

The van is broken

The band is not

Danger zone

Danger zone

The song begins now

The song begins now