Harmonica

More harmonica

[Verse 1]

I got my 12-sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew

My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew

I got a big broadsword made outta cardboard, and that stereo's a-pumping Zeppelin

Dazed and Confused

It's that time of the night we turn on the black light

Let the Dungeons and the Dragons begin

It’s D&D

Fighting' with the legends of yore

It’s D&D

Never kissed a lady before

Nope, I said it

Whoo!

[Skit 1]

C’mon

You gonna bring the thunder

Bring the fucking thunder

C’mon bring the thunder c’mon lets go

*guitar pluck*

Oh that’s nice

Why don’t you bring some thunder mother fucker

I’ll bring some thunder alright

*rattle*

[Verse 2]

Now the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we’re the coolest kids in the school

No we're not

I know

Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hit points and charisma to land

And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girl friend

It’s D&D

[Skit 2]

Wait wait wait wait wait Teich, hold on, I'm sorry, hold on, I’m sorry, gimme one second

Dude, come on

What

Seriously

What

You got a fucking girlfriend

"Dungeon Master"

Uhh… That’s kind of a dick thing to say

[Chorus]

It’s D&D

Summoning the demons of hell

It’s D&D

When our shift ends at the Taco Bell

Gordita, Chalupa

[Verse 3]

Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another

Would you care to take a roll of the die

You guys make me weep you think that you could keep up with a warrior as mighty as I

See you’re in mortal danger I’m a first class ranger whose half gargoyle and half elf

And if that doesn't scare you maybe I should be ware you of what lurks within my gaming shelf

Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual and my customized dungeon masters screen

I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps next to my three inch solid pewter figurines

So if you think you've got the balls bring on your dungeon master calls I’ll be protected by my robe of destruction

I will leave you both in tears because I’m the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction

[Outro]

It's D&D

Warriors who terrify

It's D&D

Virgins till the day weeeeeeeee…

Oh, oh, oh, oh

No, No, No, No, No

1, 2, Fuck You

Dieeeee