Every decent person should have a harrowing breakdown

Every honest person will have a harrowing breakdown

You're a pretty lady, and I'm a strong man maybe

Everyone should head towards that hole for a short while

Where you can swap a pound for a penny, you can make it on the telly

You can work the checkout until you're 60 and you can't count the men once that you get to 30

Everyone should have a breakdown, everyone should have a harrowing breakdown

Every decent person will have a harrowing breakdown

Hormones, family politics and joan rivers eyebrows

It's all perfectly designed for that black holiday

Where you can swap a pound for a penny, you can make it on the telly

You can work the checkout until you're 60 and you won't count the men once that you get to 30

Everyone should have a breakdown, everyone should have a harrowing breakdown

Every intelligent person will have a harrowing breakdown

Sitting with a counsellor, crying your eyes out

Selling your body is vile, but selling your brain is so worthwhile

Selling neither is what we call being parasitical

Well I could swap a pound for a penny, I can make it on the telly

I can work the checkout until I'm 60 and I can't count the men now that I'm past 30