Opinions - Intellectual

I like Ruby, I like Go

But strong typing for the win

Atom over VScode

And VScode over Vim

I like spaces over tabs

Underscores over dash

80 characters per line

And a hundred lines per class

I like only double quotes

Semicolons for the close

If you don’t do what I like

Then your pull request is froze

I don’t like this naming style

I think we should move this file

And can we add a comment here?

Please just let me commandeer

Got opinions on opinions ‘bout how we should operate

Deviations from the style guide I just cannot tolerate

I need my code consistent

Not one indentation missing

So please install my linter

‘Cause I don’t like when it’s different

(Chorus 2x)

You should write code like I write it

You should like it if I like it

Trust my choice and tag along

I am right and you are wrong

Please don’t call me OCD

It’s the only way to be

I can’t let you code with me

If you never worked in C

Or don’t practice TDD

Or aren’t down with IRC

Or don’t read XKCD

Or you use MongoDB

Can we add some unit tests?

We use SASS not CSS

JSON API requests

My opinion never ends

I’m just waiting to suggest

I’ll recommend a standing desk

Tell you which coffee is best

Bitcoin’s hot, you should invest

Got opinions on opinions ‘bout how you should live your life

Deviations from the style guide ain’t just ‘bout the code you write

Still I need my code consistent