[Verse 1]

Write what you know

Keep the story funny

Have a happy ending

Make the female sexy

Sing it for the people

Hope they sing along

Yeah, they're gonna love it

And I will think it's strong

Fall into a corner, writer

Watch your favorite show

Pray to God to see her

[Chorus]

Write what you know[x4]

[Verse 2]

Go and be a pony

In the pony show

Dance with other ponies

Got your fucking dope

Time entwines around you

Leads you through the door

Telephone is silent

We don't like calls anymore

[Bridge]

Forget how to cry

The future is the dark

The future is the dark

[Chorus]

[Outro]

Write what you know

Keep that story funny

Have a happy ending

Make the female sexy

This ending is so sexy[x7]