MAN, DO I GOTTA STORY TO TELL YA

SO IN 2021, I MADE A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL

I WAS ONLY ON IT FOR A FEW WEEKS

BUT I MADE AN ALBUM REVIEW, RIGHT?

AND THIE REVIEW PISSED OFF THE BAND

SO THEY WENT ON THEIR FACEBOOK

AND SENT THEIR 50K FOLLOWERS

TO ATTACK MY NEW CHANNEL WITH ONLY 26

NOT GONNA SAY THEIR NAME HERE

CAUSE I'M NOT GIVING THE BITCH PUBLICITY

ANYWAYZ, HERE WE GO!

PUZZY ASS BITCH

PUZZY ASS BITCH

YOU FUCKING PUZZY ASS BITCH

I GOT A FEW WORDS FOR YA

YOU CAN SUCK ON MA FUCKING DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

MUTHAFUCKING ASS TWAT

YOU GOT NO FUCKING BALLZ

YOU GOT NO FUCKING BRAINZ

YOU THINK MY ANGER IS A GAME

SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE

THEN TELL ME IF UR VIEWZ ARE SAME

I HAVE NO FUCKING RESPECT

FOR MUTHAFUCKAS LIKE YOU

YOU THINK YOU ARE SAFE

CUZ U LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

YOU GOT NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT ID DO

ID DO ANY FUCKING THING

TO TAKE UR PUZZY ASS OFF THE FUCKING MAP

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT UR MUSIC

YOUR STUPID FUCKING METAL BULLSHIT

IT ALL SOUNDS THE FUCKING SAME

ON YOUR FB, U LOVE TO SAY MY NAME

WHINING ABOUT WHAT I SAID

BOO HOO, PUZZY PUZZY PUZZY BITCH

WTF ARE U GONNA FUCKING DO

GET A PLANE TICKET

FLY TO THA US

TRY & SAY YOUR SHIT TO MY FUCKING FACE

THIS TERRATOARY ISN'T A SAFE PLACE

ESPECIALLY FOR FUCK FACE LITTLE TWATZ

ITS SO FUNNY THAT

I'M WEARING A MUTHAFUCKING BURZUM SHIRT

ITS SO FUNNY THAT IM WEARING GLASSES

IT'S SO FUNNY HOW I TALK

IT'S SO FUNNY HOW I RECORD MY VIDEOZ

A PUZZY ASS FUCKER BITCH LIKE YOU

CAN RUN YA FUCKING MOUTH ONLINE

I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA

MEET ME UP

I GOT SOMETHING RESTING IN MY CHAMBER

THAT'LL LEAVE YOU FUCKING BLIND

WHEN I FUCKING LET IT OUT TO FLYEE

LOOK ME IN THE EYES

SAY SOMETHING FUNNY

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS A SURPRIZE

...

...

(HA! U LOOK FAT DOOD)

I PULL THE FUCKING GUN

OUT OF MY FUCKING POCKET

YOU LOOK AT ME

WIT UR EYES WIDENED

YOU TRY TO BEG ME TO STOP

BEGGING FOR UR LIFE

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING PULLED

UR FUCKING SHIT OUT OF FUCKING LUCK

I AIM IT AT YO FOREHEAD

UR SHAKING & PISSING EVERYWHERE

DIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU FUCKING FUCK AROUND

A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON UR....

FACEEEE!

AS I PULL THA TRIGGER

UR BRAINZ ARE NOW ALL OVER THA PLACE!

I SMILE WITHOUT A FUCKING STAGGER

U DROP TO THA GROUND

I PICK YOUR BODY UP

AND DROP YA WHERE

YOU'LL NEVER BE FOUND

IDGAF ABOUT YOUR MUSIK (BURP)

IDGAF ABOUT YOUR DREAMS (BITCH!)

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK

I NEVER HAVE A SINGLE FUCKING FUCK TO GIVE

YOU NEVER EVEN FUCKING

DESERVED TO FUCKING LIVE

I LOVE THAT UR PUZZY MUSIC IS ILLEGAL

IN THA COUNTRY UR FROM

SOMEDAY I HOPE THE GOV FINDS IT

AND SH00TS U IN DA FUCKING HEAD!

I'M A FUCKING DICK

I'M A FUCKING CUNT

HOW FUCKING AWESOME

I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRY UR EYES OUT

I HOPE YOU FUCKING SH00T URSELF

TAKE A VID, RECORD IT FOR THA WORLD

UR DETH WOULD BE SOMETHING

I WOULD FUCKING PAY TO SEE

TOP DOLLA JUST TA WATCH U FUCKING DIEEEE

DON'T FUCK WITH THE WRONG FUCKING GUY

UNLESS YA WANT TA FUCKING DIEEEE

I'M READY IF YOU EVER FUCKING DECIDE

TO TRY SHIT

IN PERSON, YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT

WITH THIS GUN IN MY HAND

YOU'D BE SUCKIN MA FUCKING DICK

THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR YOUR FANS

ALL THE PUZZIEZ WHO ARE ASS-KISSING

I'M GONNA DO A LIL EXPERIMENT HERE

SEE IF ANY OF U PUZZY ASS BITCHEZ

WILL SICK BACK

AND GET ANY FUCKING TEARS

CAUSE MY WORDS ARE SOMETHING

THAT YOU PUZZY ASS FUCKERS FUCKING FEAR!

PUZZY PUZZY PUZZY PUZZY PUZZY PUZZY

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK, PUZZY

DOES IT HURT YOUR FUCKING FEELINGS, PUZZY

SUCK MY FUCKING NUTS, PUZZY

THREATEN ME AGAIN PUZZY

YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT DEAD PUZZY

THAT PUZZY ALBUM IS PUZZY ASS SHIT

WTF DID YOU PUZZIEZ EXPECT?

OF COURSE I SAID IT WAS:

FUCKING PUZZY ASS PUZZY-FUCKING SHIT

FUCK YOUR MUSIC

FUCK YOUR FANS

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT

UNTIL YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH

TO SAY UR SHIT TO MY FUCKING FACE

DON'T CRY ONLINE

LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!