[Intro: DJ Ster]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What?
[Chorus: DJ Ster]
I've got to buy these crates, I've got to buy these crates
These crates, these crates, I need more crates
These crates, I love these crates (What?!)
[Verse 1: DJ Ster]
New update, I need more crate
Personalize, choose classic theme
And this hair is like drag queen
Yeah, don't stop there
So much shit inside the square
Remember, don't say swear
Fuck you, Jerma, I don't care (Oh)
Can't stop here
Throw some cash and the cache appear
Open this box, got a 'stache up here
Crates cost more than keys this year
Got 3 different types, gonna buy 'em here
These crates, these crates, these crates
[Bridge: DJ Ster and Nathan Vetterlein ]
I need more crates
These crates ( check )
These crates ( check )
These crates ( check )
I need more crates
(Tell 'em, spell it out for me, what you need, what you need?)
Bam!
[Verse 2: DJ Ster and Nathan Vetterlein ]
Conga line and I'm on time
Whole lot of money, I'm spending mine
Got all this bread, so I make it shine
This TF wealth I redefine
Australium pan on cloud nine
Hatless pyro's a bad sign
Ain't got keys? You no friend of mine
So your trade request I must decline ( Deal with it! )
[Outro]
Who am I kidding? I unboxed a bunch of crates, I didn't get anything, I just figured you're supposed to talk about cool things you have when you rap and I just, I don't have anything, no wait there is one thing I did get, let me show you!
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The line in question is a reference to a previous video by DJ Ster, a critical analysis of an episode from the cooking show “Sweet Genius.”
The specific line in question references the moment when contestant Amos Hayon was elaborating on the dessert he created for the round. This dessert was a salt and vinegar potato chip ice cream parfait, with a lavish pink dollop of cotton candy to top it off.
The aspect of the round that initiated this choice were the “glittery golden high heels” that acted as a theme during the round.
Years later, on July 25, 2019, this actually happened. A bug caused certain crates to always drop an Unusual hat (extremely rare and valuable), causing those crates to be worth a ton.
3 new types of crates were released this summer and Star is buying all of them
A very famous quote by Jerma in Ster’s video called “Jerma is Mad pt.2”
Gamers commonly use the Windows Classic theme because it improves performance, especially on Windows 7. However, modern OSes and hardware have made this less necessary.
