Clark Griswold

By Stan Ipcus

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[Intro]

Thank you thank you thank you

It feels very nice to be back here

Ippy Hendrix

Let's go


[Verse 1]

Diapers and dope, eyes look like kaleidoscopes

Ip’s the pope of smoke, topless mommys blowing coke

On a boat, somewhere off the coast, marshmallow roast

On the beach, cash in envelopes, hash and Guinness floats

Posted up, Rasheed Wallace, weed in the chalice

Hippy dippy shit, Ippy Dip, still the shit, ask my kids

Ask my wiz, they know what time it is

Daddy Long Legs, Clark Grizz, on my grizz

Getting cheese, no wiz

Blow a jib, euro twist, show you how to roll it up

Game in the smash, hundred dollar bills folded up

In my front pocket, in the crib watching "Bottle Rocket"

Kids sleeping in the next room, twisting up the chocolate

Thai food and booze, wifey in the nude

"Hey Jude" knocking off the bluetooth, how we do, play the booth

One-take a new tune, swallow a shroom

Watch cartoons, hit the balloon, sleep 'til noon, where’s the poon

Oh shit, I forgot, I’m a dad, overswag

Mommy’s diaper bag cost a half, baby blow a stack

It’s all g, racks on racks on racks, clicky click

Clark Grizzy Ippy Dippy still spitting crazy crack

Cheah


[Hook]

Yeah, Daddy's in the building

I'm back in the building

Peace to both my children

Let's get it fucking popping

Repeat 2x


[Verse 2]

Dope and diapers, sniper rifles on the roof

To guard the God from all the girls that wanna scoop the kid and shoop

That’s my wife’s doing, rock the Ewing jersey, Hershey Park

Double stroller, kids wilin', cheese fries and Klondike bars

We chilling cousin, Action Bronson G Pens on airplanes

I told the bros my wife’s friend is fair game

Can’t complain, slide through the Plains, memory lane

Suicide doors on the Odyssey cuzzie rock with me

What’s poppin B, Ogden Ave. cookouts

Seeds running in the sprinklers, fathers getting smoked out

We keep it safe though, 8 to 1 ratio

Of melons to sausage, you selling soft shit come on bro

This Clark Grizzy, peace to Hard Whizzy

Rest In Peace to Biskit, Larry, and Wolfie and Grandma Sooky

I got the greys in the beard now

But still grab the microphone and air you Care Bear fairies out


[Hook]