A telegram arrived, the rent was overdue

It's good to be alive, although the roof was leaking too

Forty missing floorboards, fifty frantic "far out" mice below

The little room I saw you in on Saturday

My legs were genuflecting in the rain!

I often dream of moonbeams on the motorway

It really is a shame

Friday in the bath, it's the nicest day of all

It's time to rise and shine because we must collect the dole

The old tin kettle's boiling and Murray's joined us for our breakfast too

The little room I saw you in on Saturday

My legs were genuflecting in the rain!

I often dream of moonbeams on the motorway

It really is a shame