A perfect education estimating the calculus

Was all a beastly trauma to me

A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots

Had turned me on to C,F & G

Well I asked you have you ever been read

And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust

Would you believe me if I took you there now

We are there anyhow, brother

Growing up and throwing up on Social security

I spent my time perusing the zoo

The endless conversations with the man from the ministry

Really didn't give me a clue

Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted

And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust

Would you believe me if I took you there now

We are there anyhow, Brother

Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe

With supersonic sackfulls of mirth

Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee

And everybody's raping the earth

Well I asked you have you ever been dead

And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust

Would I believe you if I took you there now

I wouldn't know how!