[Verse 1: Saoirse Dream]

(Nebita!)

It's your birthday

I hope you have a good one

Now that you are old enough

You can drink and smoke drugs

I'm glad you're in Webcage

You hold us together

I'm sorry that you're getting fucked by Repost Network

Three bands on me

Ben's super fucked in the VC

Guys, Ben's on TweetDeck again...

(Really? Seriously? What the fuck...)

Nah, it's okay, he's being funny...

(R-R-R) Naw, JK

[Verse 2: DossyX]

What the fuck?

Who would have thought?

It's your birthday

So good luck

Responsibilities suck

At least now you can do drugs

Straight to the point

You're awesome

Make me feel special

Grateful that you'rе my friend

Ten out of ten, yеah, would recommend

If you want a fun time stick until the end

[Hook: DossyX]

Ride or die

This bitch is my ride or die

My, oh my

This bitch is my ride or die

Ride or die

This bitch is my ride or die

My, oh my

This bitch is my ride or die

[Verse 3: FRANCO]

Can't believe we met at a furcon

I know we really haven't been friends that long

But when you join the call the vibes are just so great

Playing 8 ball till my hands disintegrate

I cannot play

Gotta get my stacks up

Your KDA is like 27 and 1

Yeah, you're the goat

You're the goat

(Security!) on my mind, I can never let it go

[Hook: DossyX]

Ride or die

This bitch is my ride or die

My, oh my

This bitch is my ride or die

Ride or die

This bitch is my ride or die

My, oh my

This bitch is my ride or die

[Verse 4: Rift]

When I released "Fourteen" you came to my birthday

And I never thought our friendship would go this way

We need to play Portal 2 again someday

I sent you "Groove City" on a whim

Around the time of yankee with no brim

Before that our chances of working together were slim

But I know we'll be together through the thick and thin

[Verse 5: ubi]

Happy birthday, Ben

Another year but this one's better

Fucked up off a gram

But I swear we'll get through this together

(Nebita!) forever

Now it's time to get your back up

No luck

Dropping bangers got me fucked up

[Hook: DossyX]

Ride or die

This bitch is my ride or die

My, oh my

This bitch is my ride or die

Ride or die

This bitch is my ride or die

My, oh my

This bitch is my ride or die