[Verse 1]

We're sleeping underneath the bed

To scare the monsters out

With our dear daddy's Smith and Wesson

We've gotta teach them all a lesson

[Pre-Chorus]

Don't move

Don't scream or we will have to shoot

[Chorus]

Stop right where you stand

We need a chalk outline if you can

Put your hands where we can see them, please

[Verse 2]

We're holding up the lids of our eyes

And showing just the whites

"Mary, no one has such small hands

No, not the wind, not even that."

[Pre-Chorus]

Don't move

Don't scream or we will have to shoot

[Chorus]

Stop right where you stand

We need a chalk outline if you can

Put your hands where we can see them, please

[Chorus]

Stop right where you stand

We need a chalk outline if you can

Put your hands where we can see them, please