[intro monologue]

This song goes out to CCP

My boy

I don’t completely hate him

Or whatever

But here’s a diss track

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[rapping]

Cool Creeper? Really fam?

Who even motha Fuckin’ gives a damn

Like, “ Don’t be rude. And Don’t be a hater”

Really? You think I’m gonna cater…

To you?

And you’re MINECRAFT FRIENDS, too

Go tie a shoe

If you even know how

Like, Are you as dumb as motha fucking cow?

[spoken]

Seriously though, I’m actually wondering

[rapping]

You say you’re fourteen but you still play minecraft

You’re just so full of shit it's rediculous

Not to mention, you idolize some mormon

Like as if he’s your God or somethin’

Not hatin’ on him, I actually feel bad

I mean common, it’s just sad

That you worship and love him so

It’s almost like you want to blow

Him

Woah, yeah I said it

You want some Milk with his juices

Nevermind, forget it

Let’s get off all that gay shit

It’s too sad to talk about

So Imma drop it

“I need some milk” yeah that’s what you said

Common, that meme was totally dead

Not to mention the waste of money

What are you, Jeff Dunnie?

You’re the scary bear

So you better fuckin beware

Send it to hell

And keep it there

Oh

“Vocal cover” and all that bullshit

No one cares

You’re so immature, I think it’s serious

I have problems? You’re delirious

At least I’m not a squeaker

And at least I know how to tie a sneaker

My rhymes are fly my beats are sick

And to me, you’re just a tick

You just squeak and scratch, I hate it

I feel bad from whoever’s related

To you, or your friends, too

I’ll keep roasting’ you ‘till my face is blue

I mean seriously little canadian

It’s super hard not to be hatin’

On you, or your channel, too

I mean really? You hate YouTube?

Just because people are mean to you?

Get real. Screw you

You’re music’s trash. Yeah I’ll say it

And I’m not the only one who hates it

Vocal covers, really man?

And you wonder why you have no friends

Original lyrics must not be your thing

Considering you make covers of singing

And you get mad at claiming vids

You’re so dumb, you’re brain can’t hold a bit

This rap is already getting old

Just like the memes from you’re channel

Like Scary Bear or Needs Some Milk

You’re content’s so thin, it’s less than silk

More than halfway done

In this roast war

More is coming

So you better lock your door

And shut off the lights

Or go fly a kite

In the sky

To make this fire fly away

Away from you

My rap is so sick

It can make you catch the flu

Or get the plague

Either is okay

Just remember

Tons of people think that you’re gay

Gay for Ender

I don’t think he’d return the favor

Sorry, but you’re secret’s out

You might not be gay

But you make me want to shout

You’re channel’s sad

It’s just that bad

From minecraft to bad rap

It really all shit

Go back in the corner

And take a shit

You’ve been dissed

I’ve finished my rap