[Verse 1]

Eyebrows plucked and toenails cut

I'll pick you up with a little luck, all prim and proper

Shaven legs and calls to Fred

It all depends o' alright then, I can not stop her

The makeup box has always got

Ever such a lot of odds and sods in there to offer

She needs paints to make her face

And make her late again and again

So I'll knock her

The tick is tocker

[Chorus]

Mumbo jumbo words to say

Are you coming out

Coming out to play?

With a broken nose on a sunny day

I would bet, I would bet

None of these girls would ever care

Or get upset, or get upset

[Verse 2]

Short and fat with a fishnet hat

And a hungry cat in a nice new flat with her Scrabble

Sits by the phone when she's all alone

And on her own it's a mental home full of babble

Writes with charm to uncle farm

With a broken arm in a broken barn, feeds the cattle

She hears the hens as she takes the pen

And it's now and now it's then

She would saddle

The dip is dabbled

[Chorus]

Mumbo jumbo words to say

Are you coming out

Coming out to play?

With a broken nose on a sunny day

I would bet, I would bet

None of these girls would ever care

Or get upset, or get upset

[Verse 3]

Kissing curls and boyish girls

For all the pearls in all the world wouldn't have me

If I had oil and money to spoil

I'd mix with loyal and I get some royal little lassie

I'm up at nine down the line

To watch the time till half past five

I wish they'd sack me

She's at home the milkman's home

She hears her phone, the seeds are sown

It makes her happy

The chip is chappie

[Chorus]

Oh, mumbo jumbo words to say

Are you coming out

Coming out to play?

With a broken nose on a sunny day

I would bet, I would bet

None of these girls would ever care

Or get upset, or get upset