I can give you a problem if you need one

And a solution, it's easy

You need to sacrifice something, baby

Come on, eat your hate cake, gobble up the whole plate, happy birthday

You're so angry because we're close to the outlet

Or out of the closet or still sitting cross-legged

By the dinner table at 31, 32, 33, 34, 35

Because we're happily married or long dead and buried

Because it's unbearable we're still having fun

We just dodged a bullet, dislodged and hooded

Dirty and bookish, grieving and crooked

Awake and good looking, foul-mouthed, fuck it

You say we're obnoxious, our jack doesn't do boxes

I'll write it in cross stitch for the archive of foxes

Cool story, babe, now make me a sand castle

Unburn the witches make the fire stop faster

If you turn women into shapes like i learned from men when i was younger

Take a long hard look at ourselves, our hunger brought us here

My prefrontal cortex is a plughole vortex

This stumbling fortress enters rigor mortis

Pulled me out here with forceps, a living breathing corpus

They shot us right through the heart. oh my, how we all did our part

Now by the abyss mall fountain i am slowly drowning

Eating a donut, puking through the hole

Things got a bit out of control

But we'll make a new glass coffin for snow white, this time it's tinted

I value my privacy, it's almost vintage

From the comfort of your own home

You can watch the world fall into pieces

I can give you a problem if you need one

And a solution, it's easy

You need to sacrifice something, baby

Come on, eat the hate cake, gobble up the whole plate, happy birthday