[Chorus: Logpog]

Rudolph, who's on? We're on, always shoes on, decoratin' hallways

Sending all the kids into their classes

We're here givin' you the gift of a SQUADECA! Christmas

And come next week, you're probably gonna miss this

[Verse 1: Logpog]

I bring the beats to life, like I got a magic hat

Scarf the carrots gotta fly, in the air, it’' raining cats

Also dogs, it's outta wack, and some reindeer in the front

Got the presents in the back, give 'em out, I'm bein' blunt

A SQUADECA! Christmas, bars on the wishlist

Act like I'm Jesus, need no assistance

I give forgiveness, send Hershey's Kisses

Until your teeth are lookin' like you're British, yeah!

The holiday season, I'm addin' some cumin

It's honestly treason to be hatin' humans

I'm batin' the losers and sayin' they're useless

Because the gift I give is that I still do this

Goin' down chimneys, comin' with a quick sweep

Presents at the bottom of the tree that I will leave

Then I'll be relieved when gifts are received

And bring seventy cc’s of holiday glee

I still got hang ups, like Christmas lights

I got my list, and I checked it twice

You've just been naughty, never nice

And you've got the same luck as some one-sided dice

[Verse 2: Oreox4]

I've just been lost in the snow, yeah

I got the guap and the dough, yeah

I got too much on my wishlist

You get my presence for Christmas

Crazy with bars, like a Florida man

Christmas village sets, got four in my van

Up on the track for SQUADECA! (Yeah!)

Haters for ransom, like Tecca (Money!)

So like, basically

If you dislike me in any way

Just-just give me your money

("That's my money!")

Give me your money, you really thought this was funny

I just want all of your fundings

Your career tumbling, while I am up in the running

You're an idiot, I'm "bruh"-ing (Bruh)

I'm just havin' fun and livin'

Making music, screw an image

If Christmas ain't about gettin'

Why don't they call it Thanksgiving? (Aah—)

[Chorus: Logpog & Lil Fagkii]

Rudolph, who's on? We're on, always shoes on, decoratin' hallways

Sending all the kids into their classes

We're here givin' you the gift of a SQUADECA! Christmas

And come next week, you're probably gonna miss this (Look)

[Verse 3: Lil Fagkii]

All I want for Christmas is that Jake Paul merch'

All I want for Christmas is that Jake Paul shirt

Favorite time of year, these grinches, I'ma end those

Frick with me and you'll find out where Rudolph got his red nose, ugh

Call me Macaulay Culkin, 'cause me and your girl are in your home alone, ugh

Me and your girl making XXX, you ain't got a single chromosome, ugh

That is off-topic, these frickers suck

Fricker, I'll stock it, by it, I mean your sock

I'm in your sock, Santa don't knock

If you hear me in your chimney someone getting knocked

Ghosting Christmas presents, who the frick you gonna call?

Fanjoy.co/jakepaul

[Interlude: Glexnos]

*Gunshots*

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

*Gunshot*

And a happy new year

It's Glex!

[Verse 4: Glexnos]

It's that time of the year again

Killing these fools, like I'm Kylo Ren

Difference is, I'm killin' y'all with a pen

Which is why they sometimes confuse me for Ben

Holiday season, giftin' away verses

Sending these fools home in some all-black hearses

Including Santa, but don't call me Danny

I'm bustin' in, but going home with your nanny

My favorite season of the year

And it sure ain't 'cause of all the cheers

It snows up North, down South, it just rains

That's good, it'll wash away all the brains

Season of Death, that's what I like to say

Nature knows it, I'll hit you with my sleigh

SQUADECA! on the track, but I'm huntin' my prey

Glex is here, and he has come to slay, ah!

[Chorus: Logpog]

Rudolph, who's on? We're on, always shoes on, decoratin' hallways

Sending all the kids into their classes

We're here givin' you the gift of a SQUADECA! Christmas

And come next week, you're probably gonna miss this