[Intro]

Daniel

[Verse 1]

I Hope You've Realized That You've Been Hypnotized

You Were An Awesome Guy, But Now You're Despised

Lately, we've been the saddest, all 'cause of horse radish

He looked you in the eyes, told you big lies

[Pre-Chorus]

You goose, change back to the blue shoes

Wash off all your tattoos

I would beg just to hear you say "My leg"

Gizmo completed our rainbow

Now you've become emo

Your mind's kinda like a mashеd potato

You lost your sense of humor

You're acting likе a boomer

You always use to laugh at chad the giraffe

Now you don't even smirk

You're being such a jerk

Stop peeing on your shirt

[Chorus]

Just come back, Daniel (Na-na-na-na)

Come back please (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, Daniel (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, please (Na-na-na-na)

The guy you used to be (Na-na-na-na)

[Verse 2]

You're mean to Regina, you always mock her

On Instagram, you even blocked her

If you don't stop hanging out with stalkers

Let's just say you'll need a walker

You think you're cool when you're acting evil?

But to me, you're a weasel, think you're like a gorilla?

Pshh, more like a quesadilla

[Pre-Chorus]

We've searched for the Daniel that burps

Guy that loves his blue merch

But he's gone (He's changed, he's deranged!)

Inside, I know you're the same guy

Who's always by our side, so I won't slap you (JK, I might)

You used to fool around, now all you do is frown

Your views are going down, lost your crown, you're a clown

It's out of your control, but you're a bunghole

This Christmas, you'll get coal

[Chorus]

So come back, Daniel (Na-na-na-na)

Come back please (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, Daniel (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, please (Na-na-na-na)

The guy you used to be (Na-na-na-na)

[Bridge]

Singing a song healed Chad last year

It will heal you too, open your ears

(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ahh)

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

So come back, Daniel (Na-na-na-na)

Come back please (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, Daniel (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, please (Na-na-na-na)

The guy you used to be (Na-na-na-na)

Come back, Daniel

[Outro]

Did it work?

What?

Yeah-ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah, oh yeah!

I'm home, spy ninjas

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