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Me and the sysop

Have agreed

Not to compete

We plan to join forces

And we'll build the best

Most elite BBS

With mods done by me

And downloads for free

But no posers, please

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Me and the sysop

Have a dream

Conspire and scheme

It's probably illegal

But what does that mean?

It's Ultima 3

Attack SSI

It's break into epics

We're too poor to buy

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Me and the sysop

The sysop and I

Have just learned to drive

He gives me a call

We meet at the mall

His real name is Simon

But "LordArchon," online [?}

"R. Earwig" is mine [?}

We're partners in crime

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Me and the sysop

Have phone codes to borrow

He drives a Camaro

I shoplift a modem

He buys me Sbarro

When girls say "hello"

We're both much too shy

I go home and die...

...we go-live tomorrow