If you asked how it felt

It was like the basement was a box

And someone was shaking it around

To guess their gift based on sound

And the sound was abrasive guitars and bass

Shrieked vocals from grimacing faces

And the crowd knocked back and forth

As the fray raged

He fell in a heap to the floor

We covered him in jojoba oil

We effleuraged his back and shoulders

Someone filmed with a camera phone from 2004