I watch the Mets but they're not my team

I take a nap in my jeans

I play to win (when i play)

She says I shouldn't play today

I take a walk with my mom

She drinks a coffee in the sun

We talk about our summer plans

She talks about her favorite bands

I broke the vase but it's not my fault

I drank the whiskey that you bought

I'm such a dick & my head's too big

I'd rather hear your side of it