John Madden (2010 Version)

Uh, okay

(Can you hear me?)

I can hear you, can you hear me?

[Verse 1: Spose]

I was sitting at my mom's dreaming about paychecks with loot

Your girlfriend's boobs, and how to smoke legal like Snoop (oops)

I'm interrupted by a door knock

It is 4:18, who the hell is this?

I get up quick, tuck my dick

I stop Drew from barkin' and get to Chris walkin'

It's a face that I've seen before

It's Mike George, we both graduated class of '04

I look deeper, he's got trees, maybe beasters

And in his fist, Backwoods and a Bic

That's that shit, Michael, are you joking or smoking?

He tells me that we've got two minutes to get it toking

420 on the digital, this is pivotal

'Cause I'm broke as fuck and I enjoy being a criminal

Right before this happened, I was sitting here rapping

Watching YouTube booty-clapping, PS2 action, playing

[Hook]

John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden

Switch it

Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk

Say no money money no money money money

(No money money no money money money)

I blazed and played John Madden when I got up

Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?

[Verse 2: Cam Groves]

Ever since Big died, I've worshiped the dead

I write a verse in my head while I'm surfing the web

Every single breath, it is worth what I said

Keep sleeping on me, go purchase a bed

I'm fresh like new pants at a school dance

Keep it fly like a toucan, brew in hand

Is it true? Is it fake? Well, who's to say?

I thank Snoop and Dre for what I do today

It's the white rapper, Wells, Maine, walking on a rope

In the wintertime, snow blowing, not talking cold, nope

Put your hands up like I was a big deal

And wave 'em back and forth like wipers on windshields

I've been ill, the rap music would play

I was in fourth grade, my parents called it a phase

My high school years started jotting on pages

Then five years later I was rocking on stage, playing

[Hook]

John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden

Switch it

Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk

Say no money money no money money money

(No money money no money money money)

I blazed and played John Madden when I got up

Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?

[Verse 3: Spose and Cam Groves]

[Cam Groves]

Coming straight outta Wells, skinny dude, bro named Cam Groves

Rototiller flow, I give a fuck about a damn ho

[Spose]

And he's not talking about some garden tools, pants low

Get it rolled before the show, chillin' at the transpo

[Cam Groves]

Been repping the M-E since peddling ten-speeds

And battling emcees when clubs were chem-free

[Spose]

We're talking Wendy's, high dudes, drive-thrus

Empty eight High Lifes then wake up to the NBA highlights

[Cam Groves]

Five mics, hold up the rhymes that I throw out

No doubt, make like paint and roll out

[Spose]

Spizzy Spose sold out locally, vocally

I can admit I'm the shit, aw, quick, get the potpourri

[Cam Groves]

I'm not a dope dealer, just a dope emcee

Well, I used to sell weed just to smoke for free

[Spose]

So-so open me a Michelob and openly I'll kick a flow

And hopefully somebody brought a blunt

'Cause we're chilling playing

[Hook]

John Madden, Jo-John, John Madden

Switch it

Tony Hawk, Ton- Ton-Tony Hawk

Say no money money no money money money

(No money money no money money money)

I blazed and played John Madden when I got up

Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?