[Verse 1]

It was a regular day in junior high for Chris

Same "Hey faggot!" same "Watch out, bitch!"

Same older kids who treated him like shit

Just because he liked computers and he talked with a lisp

(Hey Chrisss!)

They embarrassed him in all ways

Lunch room, gym class, bathroom, hallways, all day

Sometimes it made him wanna die

The fullest of the bullies was this one guy named Jimmy!

A trouble making popular kid

Who humiliated Chris every chance he could get

And this year, Chris skipped ahead two grades in math

To one's delight and one's fright, they're in the same class

Chris went to piss with the bathroom pass

Jimmy took his inhaler out of his book bag

Later in gym he had a asthma attack

When he saw him in the ambulance, Jimmy just laughed

It escalated like stairs that move

Until Jimmy decided that he was too cool for school

Years later, he was doing coke off the floor again

When Chris graduated as the valedictorian

[Verse 2]

He was yawning as he came around the corner

Mumbled talking, looking like a speed walker sorta

Bags under his eyes, days since he slept

Sweat on his brow made his face all wet

His wild eyes fixed on CVS

As he pulled a bandanna up off of his neck

Adjusted something in his over sized jorts

Fiddled with it as he walked up to the door of the store

It was Jimmy! Came here to rob this shit

He had done it a couple times and safely split

His arm swung pale, you could see his arteries

Vile as he's walking down the aisle toward the pharmacy

He surveyed the scene

Only one dude in line as far as he could see

So he grabbed that pistol by the handle part of it

And demanded Oxycontin as he pointed at the pharmacist

Who quickly obliged

Handed over every pill they had on the other side

A pocket full of Oxys as he went to bail

But the next thing he remembers is waking up in jail

(The fuck just happened?)

[Verse 3]

Our homie Chris had a flight that night to Japan

After one interview they said he was their man

He'd be rich within the year

So say "konichiwa" to the head systems engineer

But he's still an asthmatic

So he's at the pharmacy, stocking up for his travels

Waiting in line, he's the only one

And then he sees some dude with a gun, it's fucking Jimmy!

That same bully from school

Who had called him a fag and kicked him in the jewels

What a fool, ooh, retribution would be great

‘Cause Chris was in shape, drinking protein shakes

He'd been in the gym through college

While Jimmy graduated onto Oxycontin

So when Jimmy turned around and started walkin'

Chris took a decisive step toward him, there was nothing that could stop him

He scissor-kicked him in the side of the noggin

On some MMA shit, and it instantly dropped him

Minutes later, in came the cops

Chris smirked as the clerk got the blood all mopped